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Orange Pussy announces he won’t man up and debate again

In an all caps-rant, convicted felon former President Trump on Wednesday announced he is not accepting CNN’s invitation to another debate against Vice President Kamala Harris on October 23rd, writing “I WON THE LAST TWO DEBATES, ONE WITH CROOKED JOE, THE OTHER WITH LYIN’ KAMALA. I ACCEPTED THE FOX-NEWS INVITATION TO DEBATE KAMALA ON SEPTEMBER 4TH, BUT SHE TURNED IT DOWN. JD VANCE EASILY WON HIS DEBATE WITH TAMPON TIM WALZ, WHO CALLED HIMSELF A KNUCKLEHEAD! I AM ALSO LEADING IN THE POLLS, WITH THE LEAD GETTING BIGGER BY THE DAY – AND LEADING IN ALL SWING STATES. THE FIRST THING A PRIZEFIGHTER DOES WHEN HE LOSES A FIGHT IS SAY THAT HE ‘DEMANDS A REMATCH.’ IT IS VERY LATE IN THE PROCESS, VOTING HAS ALREADY BEGUN – THERE WILL BE NO REMATCH! BESIDES, KAMALA STATED CLEARLY, YESTERDAY, THAT SHE WOULD NOT DO ANYTHING DIFFERENT THAN JOE BIDEN, SO THERE IS NOTHING TO DEBATE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”

Love that “IT IS VERY LATE IN THE PROCESS, VOTING HAS ALREADY BEGUN,” because he still faced Joe Biden in 2020 with 12 days left until the election, this one’s 13 days before it.

Well there you have it. The fat coward bitched out. We thought he might actually cave as he’s scheduled to be in the Atlanta area on the 23rd, but also realized that CNN pushing the deadline could prompt his oppositional defiance and end up with an all-caps rage quit excuse like this.

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