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Why Trump fans should consider moving to Russia

Lots of left leaning celebrities say shit like “If Trump wins I’m moving to Canada” like they did with Bush back in 2004. It’s a pretty stale cliche at this point, so I’m thinking there’s an untapped market for turning that around, and nudging the other side in a similar direction if Biden wins.

It’s time for us to spread the word to MAGA trolls and get them to start considering making an exciting change and putting roots down in the Conservative Paradise behind the former Iron Curtain. I mean, just look at these perks!

?? Many single women who don’t speak English.
?? Low cost of living
?? Cheap booze
?? Plentiful hunting opportunities
?? No “political correctness”
?? Nearly all-white population
?? High crime (fun for “good guys with guns”)
?? Powerful church/clergy
?? Rampant political corruption
?? No state-sponsored healthcare

Remember this URL too: mid.ru/en/migration_registration. That’s very important for showing our MAGA friends the door to a land of… well there’s not a lot of opportunity there. But it’s definitely conservative! They’ll be so much happier there than here in the “socialist nightmare” a Biden administration would turn the United States into. Right?

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