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Long Island driver has more license suspensions than years alive

Wow! Talk about an impressive 30 under 30 list contender: 1010 WINS reports 29 year-old Wayne Lowe of the really MAGA part of eastern Long Island was pulled over on the Expressway for texting and not wearing a seatbelt on Tuesday. Guess those things are kind of optional when you don’t have a valid license to drive in the state of New York either. In fact, Lowe has negative 31 of them!

How a guy who’s been driving for at most 13 years has that many suspension we don’t know. “Upon further investigation, officials determined that Lowe, of Center Moriches, [New York] had 31 license suspensions over 13 dates. Lowe was issued multiple summonses and charged with one count of aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle,” 1010 WINS writes in the article.

Still no idea how that works. The suspensions were somehow accrued during another suspension or something, maybe. Lowe was booked for an overnight stay in the county lockup before arraignment.

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