Charlotte region motorists can expect heavier traffic and possible delays Monday afternoon because Eric Trump and Ben Carson are in town for a “Trump’s 11th Hour Faith Leaders Meeting” at the Concord Convention Center in North Carolina’s largest city, the Charlotte Observer reports.
That’s right. You could end up stuck in traffic if you drive on a street near the convention center, your route impeded by Christian MAGA voters just dying to hear former HUD Secretary Dr Ben Carson and Trump Organization Executive Eric Trump talk about the importance of faith to politics.
Don’t say the Charlotte Observer didn’t warn you. If you plan on not pulling over when a cop tries to stop you for a broken tail light because you have a shit ton of meth sitting in a duffel bag in the back of your 1999 Nissan XTerra then you might have to just gun it through a crowd of boomer-aged right wing faithful streaming into the convention center on a weekday afternoon. This is the heads up to stay off the roads in the area, for meth traffickers and non-meth traffickers alike.