WATCH LIVE: Kamala and Beyonce in Houston

Hometown megastar Beyonce Knowles will take the stage with Vice President Kamala Harris for a rally in Houston, Texas on Friday in support of Senate candidate Congressman Colin Allred.

Her fat bastard opponent will be holding a rally in Michigan at the same time if you want to watch.

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCVII

WATCH LIVE: Kamala and Beyonce in Houston

Stacey Williams says Jeffrey Epstein talked about Trump a lot

Fifth Circuit rules all ballots must be in by Election Day

US Army releases docs on Trump Arlington shitshow investigation

“S-s-sorry… Sorry, Mark isn’t here”

Surprise! “Black” MAGA conspiracy asshole actually white

ChiComs hacked Trump and JayDee’s phones: NYT

Solid pick amid the cowardice of other major newspapers

Missouri AG demands Google stop being honest about Trump

Freedom Caucasians leader says Trump should be awarded North Carolina’s Electoral College votes by default due to hurricane floods

WATCH LIVE: That one Carribbean beach next to an airport runway

Vast majority of Canadians would vote for Kamala Harris: poll

RNC “concerned” top cyber officials meeting on November 5th

Fat Hitler agrees it’s “time to lower the temperature”

Youngkin throws fit over judge ordering halt to voter purge

Harvard Youth Poll of 18-29s finds Harris leading Trump 60 to 32

Day of reckoning nigh for pumpkins at Florida reptile zoo

Orange Warlord calls CNN host “Allison Cooper”

Tom Emmer personally okay with Trump’s Hitler fetish

Fast food outlets pulling onions after McDonald’s E Coli outbreak

Mutiny on The Hill

Cute little grin emoji goeth before the fall

Trump holds big lead on “who is a fascist”: ABC News/Ipsos poll

MAGA media site concludes Kamala Harris is in fact a DEI hire

New York Post reports reader experiencing personal setback

Harris and Trump tied nationally: NYT poll

Musk ❤️ Putin, they talk regularly about stuff: WSJ

MAGA loves the ACA, they just won’t admit it

WATCH LIVE: Harris-Obama-Bruce Springsteen in Atlanta

Republican group may be backing Jill Stein in Wisconsin: report

Nancy Mace threatens subpoena over social media “censorship”

Old-timer sure looks kind of wobbly on the stairs

Colin Allred raises $11 million since debate with Cruz

Russians tipping Houthis on Red Sea targets

Orange Hitler incorrectly cites wife’s fantasy fuck

CNN drew at least 3.2 million viewers for Harris town hall

RFK Jr petitions Supreme Court to get him off Wisconsin ballot

Harris holds mini-press conference in Atlanta

Long-serving Republican Wisconsin state senator endorses Harris

Villager flees car crash, comes back to find gold chain, gets arrested

“They flew right at the beginning. He was off the stage. He had just gotten off the stage. He’s a very good man, he’ll be a great senator”

North Dakota man not going to let Hitler influence his vote

Nevada GOP poll watchers asked to look for “internet connectivity”

Beyonce to take stage with Harris in Houston

Right on schedule

Report: Fox News may have edited segment to favor Trump

MAGA propaganda machine gives Emhoff slap another try

Surprise! Russians amplified hurricane disinformation

Shirts for differing Trump fan groups colored, priced accordingly