Hardcore fans of convicted felon former President Trump tell the Guardian they’re ready for other hardcore fans of the fat slob to be imprisoned or killed after a violent uprising should Vice President Kamala Harris win, a rebellion that they won’t personally partake in because of the dangers.

“People will riot if Trump doesn’t win,” said Trump fan Cedric Perness as he hawked bootleg MAGA merch outside of one of Donald’s Sunday rallies in North Carolina. He isn’t one of those people however, because rioting is too dangerous. “I’d get killed right there.” Perness said he’s doing his part instead by selling t-shirts saying “You missed bitches. Two times!” referring to the two assassination fails, though he did not elaborate on how that would help if the election were “stolen.”

“As Republicans, we are locked and loaded and ready to go” if Harris wins, said 55 year-old Vikki Westbrook at the same rally. When asked if that meant she personally would lock and load one of her many guns and start firing on George Soros’s foot soldiers, Westbrook said no. “I have kids, I can’t afford to go to prison. And I don’t like orange,” she said, referring clearly to prison jumpsuits and not any artificial skin color. Still she warned that “at this point, a lot of Republicans aren’t going to take it any longer. They won’t let the election be stolen from us twice,” speaking more carefully with “they” to mean others in this hypothetical armed rebellion that she’s pre-self-excluded from.

“Four years ago I felt angry, very angry. This time I will be even more angry,” Westbrook continued outside the rally. Asked what she would do and how she would channel the emotion if Trump does lose, she said only “If he loses, I’m scared,” again making it clear she is not in fact locked or loaded.