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Regular guest on Ancient Aliens lands exciting new job

“If I was accepted as an advisor to the Trump admin on technology, I would inform them of what I have learned about exotic propulsion systems, secret space programs, ET and ancient technologies, etc, through my exopolitics research, interviews with hundreds of whistleblowers / Insiders / contactees, leaked Majestic documents, etc,” continued Dr Michael Salla, founder of the “Exopolitics Institute,” who has lent his on-camera expertise to no fewer than 13 episodes of the long-running History Channel speculative “science” series Ancient Aliens including Season 11’s “Pyramids of Antarctica,” Season 14’s “The Reptilian Agenda,” and Season 15’s “The Came From The Pleiades.”

In a blog post by Salla hyping a 1 hr 14 minute YouTube video posted last week Salla writes he and Romanian alien expert/psychic contactee Elena Danaan discussed “her experiences, along with Corina Pataki, of what was discovered inside the Bucegi mountains of Romania. They cover what was detected concerning a plasma consciousness that surrounds an anomaly allegedly first discovered under the Bucegi mountains in 2003. Danaan recognized the facility as an ancient Anunnaki laboratory built tens or hundreds of thousands of years ago from her own past life memories. Danaan and Dr Salla also analyze the ancient story of Adapa and Enki or Ea, where EA was not the trickster god that is depicted in some Sumerian texts but in fact actually saved the life of Adapa who was about to be punished for killing a Ciakar (Draconian leader).”

Lol.

To those in the audience who rag on yours truly for such bold assertions that covert observation of our planet by extraterrestrial explorers in crewed spacecraft makes sense from the perspective that it’s what humans would do if we had the same capability and that, although the accounts are often too bizarre and idiosyncratic to spend time delving into and the evidence for it is essentially non-existent, alien abductions also are, on paper, what human biologists do to wild animals every day, well here’s your reminder that it can be worse. Much worse and much more, um, certain about the specifics. And your tax dollars are going to this guy’s paycheck if he’s confirmed to this post.

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