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Fox News on Saturday reported that a wave of outrage has erupted in response to President Joe Biden’s announcement he will be conferring the Presidential Medal of Freedom to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and foreign-born billionaire George Soros, among other prominent figures.

The implication that this was bad outrage was readily apparent in Fox News’s article, as the story led with foreign-born billionaire Elon Musk’s tweet condemning Soros for “doing things that erode the fabric of civilization,” actions which somehow stand in contrast to Musk’s recent public backing of the Alternative for Germany, ReformUK, and American Republican parties for reasons unstated.

Fox’s article then cited “Online commentator” Blake Habyan who wrote “What a joke – these people have done the exact opposite of what the award is intended for,” and that Natalie F Danelishen wrote that “the news could be a Babylon Bee story given how unbelievable it is,” and that Clinton and Soros are “Seriously, two of the worst people on earth.” It was not made clear if Danelishen is also an “Online commentator” or if she is simply a person posting an opinion in an online comment.

The article notes that Clinton “used a private email server for government business. Although FBI Director James Comey said publicly that Clinton mishandled classified information, he declined to recommend prosecution and the Justice Department refused to move forward with the case” while Soros is “a mega-Democrat donor, [who] runs a web of non-profits that bankroll various candidates around the world who align with his progressive agenda,” and that “commentators on the right have slammed him for funding progressive district attorneys who have been light on crime, which they say has led to crime waves in Blue cities,” thus amply justifying the unambiguously negative form of outrage that Fox News proclaims is currently erupting in response to Biden’s announcement.

This chronicle of ongoing outrage stands in contrast to other outrages or instances of rage the right wing media network has reported on in the recent past, ones implicitly or even expressly characterized as positive, entertaining experiences for Fox News staff and audiences to observe:

It’s as if Fox News is saying “Outage is good for the soul and well-being of our audience when it’s the libtard betas crying in their organic soy milk queerachinos because they got owned, and it’s good for us when those fucking Marxist woke fascists are screwing over real Americans by awarding medals to that evil Jew and the cackling hag who stole our uranium and murdered children in her secret pizza dungeon. The butthurt of others thus feels like an earned respite from the false righteousness and skyrocketing blood pressure of bad outrages. Especially the really challenging ones such as lefttards mocking the outrage from conservatives in response to a major outrage.”

Unclear is whether any Fox News executives are concerned about the longer term, that their audience may eventually get “raged out” and expire from years of constant cardiovascular wear-and-tear the ceaseless artificial tumult inflicts upon them. It may become necessary for the network to increase the number of segments advertorializing innovative new non-FDA approved health supplements during their programming, so that the most fanatically sedentary of their viewers feel a sense of invigoration and rejuvenation for just $39.95 a month plus shipping and handling costs.

Whether Fox News ultimately airs the White House ceremony at which Clinton, Soros, and others are honored on Saturday is also unclear. Unfortunately they’re fussy about allowing YouTube streaming of their coverage so this site will be deprived of live instances of the network feeding and sustaining the outrage in response to the medals being conferred upon the two supervillains.

You can however watch it here when it begins this afternoon.

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