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WATCH LIVE: Corrupt, genocidal autocrats high-five each other

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Greenland parliament considering ban on foreign campaign donors

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USGS still monitoring Hawaiian volcanic eruption, for now

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FBI agents sue to block Trump purge

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British policewoman faces charges for drunkenly groping other male cops while now ex-boyfriend, also a cop, was present in pub

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Migrants headed to Guantanamo for internment

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MAGA Congressman: Economic pain will defeat ChiCom fentanyl

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Bobby Brainworms advances out of committee

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President guarantees nominee will cure autism

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Waffle House offering special price on eggs

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Texas man terrified his undocumented dad may be deported

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Frau Ingraham gently calls Trump a weakling

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New Pentagon spokesman dropped 2022 Pennsylvania GOP Senate bid after judge found allegations of domestic abuse credible

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NYPD nabs two teenage subway train joyriders

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Fox News reports Blue State illegally defying Red State

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ChiComs hit US oil, coal, LNG with tariffs, investigating Google

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FBI’s X-Files unit fear getting snagged in Trump’s Capitol riot purge

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#MAGA #WINNING #MAGA #WINNING #MAGA

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Trudeau also says Trump caved

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Mallory McMorrow to launch Michigan Senate bid

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Fat idiot admits he’s not actually in charge

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Stocks pare back losses after Sheinbaum works Trump

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New acting DC US Attorney vows to be Musk’s personal enforcer

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MAGA Land seeing multiple moves ahead in this 5D chess game

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Trump already caves to Mexico

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“He’s going to take care of us, just as he promised to do”

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US-Canada trade talks going great

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ICE releasing undocumented detainees from custody

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Dems planning to get their pound of flesh in funding talks

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British Columbia premier bans sales of booze made in Red States

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“We may have short term, some, a little pain”

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Wall Street Journal controlled by China: report

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Minoan-era cataclysm suddenly trending again in Greece

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Eric Schmitt sort of admits Trump is a fucking mentally ill shitbrain

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Punxsutawney Phil and Staten Island Chuck diverge again

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Ketamine Brain sues Lego, Nestle, Tyson Foods, and others for not buying ads on platform filled with racist conspiracy theory bullshit

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Transportation Secretary won’t share evidence of DEI scourge

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President Dipshit already getting defensive over tariffs

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Harris gets big applause at DNC meeting

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Water expert proud of his underling’s accomplishment

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Orange God Emperor to revoke legal status for 530,000 migrants

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New York Dems looking to delay Stefanik replacement special

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McDonald’s settles lawsuit against Latino scholarship program

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Movie Night Friday: The Last Waltz

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“Viral” social media douchebags running wild with “Trump voter”

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FCC commands CBS to turn over Harris 60 Minutes interview docs

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Canadian premier candidate urges 100 percent tariff on Teslas

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“There could some temporary short term disruption”

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Walking heart attack says tariffs will go perfectly fine

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“Commander Cody, the time has come… Execute Order 66”

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