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“I support what Elon Musk is doing”

25 minutes ago

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Team Ketamine tells federal workers no guarantee on buyouts

1 hour ago

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House GOP still don’t have their shit together

2 hours ago

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D’Souz-in-law says he wasn’t calling for Ilhan Omar to be deported he was just saying America would be better off if she was deported

3 hours ago

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MAGA Reich sues Illinois Gov Pritzker for “obstruction”

3 hours ago

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Dems delay Patel nomination by a week

3 hours ago

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Panama’s president says US full of shit about canal transit deal

4 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Antichrist speaks at “Prayer Breakfast”

5 hours ago

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Santorini still shaking

6 hours ago

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Murdoch media empire touts end result of their product

6 hours ago

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Orange Hitler still serious about Gaza

7 hours ago

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Mob torches former Bangladeshi president’s home

7 hours ago

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Arab Americans for Trump Peace

8 hours ago

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Frau Ingraham reports unelected bureaucrat has opinion

8 hours ago

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Migrants a tuberculosis and measles risk: Team Orange

9 hours ago

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Coast Guard commandant was given three hours to move out

16 hours ago

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Pizzagate asshole wants Project 2025 shitbag martyred

18 hours ago

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“Harris left a vacuum by not visiting Michigan families impacted by US-supplied bombs to help create a permission structure”

21 hours ago

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Orange Warlord commands DHS to deny visas to trans athletes

22 hours ago

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Doctor in trouble for giving cat a computed axial tomography scan

22 hours ago

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Blondi doesn’t want to talk about food and gas prices

23 hours ago

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Georgia GOP renews effort to end open primary system

24 hours ago

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North Dakotans informed of short, fat sex offender’s address

1 day ago

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Maybe

1 day ago

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Team Ketamine gains access to Medicare payment systems

1 day ago

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Maryland federal judge blocks Trump birthright citizenship order

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Another dysfunctional House Oversight shitshow

1 day ago

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Philippines veep impeached over threats to assassinate president

1 day ago

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Florida man escapes fatal crash scene by climbing onto semi

1 day ago

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Michael Jordan’s son informs cops that he’s Michael Jordan’s son after drunkenly turning Lamborghini SUV onto train tracks

1 day ago

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Alex Soros has too much influence over Dems, declares Elon Musk

1 day ago

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USPS abruptly reverses China parcel policy

1 day ago

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Gazans not thrilled by Trump proposal

1 day ago

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(Snappy headline about where this was headed goes here)

2 days ago

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Trump’s America: $40,000 worth of eggs stolen in Pennsylvania

2 days ago

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Tired: Greenland, Wired: Gaza

2 days ago

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Idaho man made powerful secret ring to steal shit from Walmart

2 days ago

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Mangione hires death penalty expert lawyer

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Corrupt, genocidal autocrats high-five each other

2 days ago

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Greenland parliament considering ban on foreign campaign donors

2 days ago

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USGS still monitoring Hawaiian volcanic eruption, for now

2 days ago

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FBI agents sue to block Trump purge

2 days ago

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British policewoman faces charges for drunkenly groping other male cops while now ex-boyfriend, also a cop, was present in pub

2 days ago

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Migrants headed to Guantanamo for internment

2 days ago

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MAGA Congressman: Economic pain will defeat ChiCom fentanyl

2 days ago

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Bobby Brainworms advances out of committee

2 days ago

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President guarantees nominee will cure autism

2 days ago

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Waffle House offering special price on eggs

2 days ago

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Texas man terrified his undocumented dad may be deported

2 days ago

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Frau Ingraham gently calls Trump a weakling

2 days ago

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