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Mike Johnson won’t bring Lindsey’s spending bill to the floor

Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson on Monday told his lieutenants that he will not be putting any spending bill by Lindsey Graham onto the floor of his chamber, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports, writing that Johnson “has been clear that he prefers the one-bill approach – and Graham’s plan calls for two bills,” to enact convicted felon President Trump’s agenda.

Why Johnson can’t or won’t go with Lindsey’s plan is unclear. Also unknown is whether it has anything to do with Johnson disapproving of Lindsey’s lifestyle choices, specifically if the Evangelical conservative had ever used the word “sodomite” to refer to the South Carolina senator.

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