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“The White House did remind me that I was out of line”

DOGE incel Social Security Administration chief Leland Dudek on Friday evening did a 180 on his earlier threat to completely brick the system and halt payments to recipients, telling the Washington Post in a follow-up interview that “The president is committed to keeping the Social Security offices open to serve the public,” which is complete bullshit because they’re still shutting down a ton of offices but anyway Dudek continued, saying the Orange God Emperor or one of his top minions called to “let me know it’s important to reaffirm to the public that we’re open for business. The White House did remind me that I was out of line and so did the judge. And I appreciate that.”

So yeah, they probably threatened to send the Proud Boys to hack him to death with pickaxes, burn his house down, and salt the earth underneath for being too loud about the quiet part.

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