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Trump won’t stop jerking media around about a third term

In an article headlined “Trump won’t rule out seeking a third term in the White House, tells NBC News ‘there are methods’ for doing so,” NBC News evidently ruled out being honest with their audience by not instead titling it “Trump won’t stop jerking media around about a third term.”

“A lot of people want me to do it,” Trump said as he jerked NBC News around during a Sunday-morning phone call. “But, I mean, I basically tell them we have a long way to go, you know, it’s very early in the administration.” NBC then writes “When asked whether he wanted another term, the president responded, ‘I like working,'” without noting that’s a lie because the fat fuck was almost certainly at Mar-a-Lago in Florida, instead of at the White House working.

“I’m not joking. But I’m not – it is far too early to think about it,” Trump then said, and yeah he’s “joking” because he’d rather just remain president for life instead of having to run again. Asked whether he has been presented with plans to run again, Trump said, “There are methods which you could do it.” Then he was asked about a possible scenario in which Vice President Jaydee Vance would run for president with Trump on the ticket and then immediately resign if he wins, Trump responded that “that’s one” method. “But there are others too,” Trump added. Asked to share the other methods, Trump simply responded “no,” according to NBC’s article.

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