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Petey Pee Pants reprimanded, not fired, by Trump over Signal chats

Citing several sources inside the Pentagon, NBC News reports that convicted felon President Trump told alcoholic sexual abuser former Fox News host Pete Hegseth that he “did not approve of his texting information about airstrikes in Yemen to a Signal group that included Hegseth’s wife, his brother and his personal attorney, describing what the defense secretary had done as childish.”

“The call ended with Trump telling Hegseth to keep fighting, however,” NBC’s reporting then continued, copied verbatim to illustrate how freaking stupid this is, that Trump really does not give a fuck that his own guy is potentially compromising national security and putting American service members at risk, it’s probably at worst that the fat bastard is probably simply annoyed at having to answer questions from reporters every time Hegseth fucks up. Even then does Trump really hate it?

The original sin that led to the reign of the Orange God Emperor is Hillary Clinton’s goddamned emails and what Hegseth did in his first few months on the job THAT HE STILL HAS NOW is the same if not worse than Hillary getting nagged about it four years later. He probably loves that the shoe’s on the other foot now and he can just rub the “establishment” in shit with his hypocrisy.

After all, isn’t that – on top of staying out of prison – the whole point of him being president now, that he can just do whatever the fuck he wants? Even if next week nine US troops got killed in an ambush in Syria or Iraq and then a week later it turned out that Iran had hacked Hegseth’s phone or the unsecured line in his Pentagon office what would really happen? Would Petey Pee Pants even get fired at that point? Maybe, but that’d just be going through the motions and Republicans in Congress would act like the problem was taken care of, even as that was supposed to have been preventable.

Then it’d take like two-three weeks and some other shitshow would start and the media would start flocking over to it like sheep following the farmer with the feed bucket – the feed and the bucket paid for by hundreds of billions in Trump USDA handouts to farmers hurt by his tariffs.

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