Orange Mrs Potato Head thinks Mattel is a country

Holy shit, lol. Missed this on Thursday even though the “WATCH LIVE” was on here. This fucking idiot actually thinks the Mattel toy company is a country and even acted like he had seen their Prime Minister – who would obviously have to be Ken since Trump would never respect Barbie and would instead just ogle her plastic boobs – say he was going to “go counter” tariff their US imports.

Villages-area cops bust golf cart chop shop operation

Movie Night Saturday: Valkyrie

K$H halted Good murder probe to avoid contradicting Trump

They already know they’re gonna get crushed in the ratings

Judge orders Trump to cough up NY-NJ tunnel project funds

Comer makes possibly dumbest move yet with Omar probe

LISTEN LIVE: Another stupid Air Force One “gaggle”

Demented old scumbag’s latest “Sir” story indisputably falsifiable

Enjoy Jaydee getting booed before NBC files a takedown notice

Justice Department to allow Congress to see full Epstein files

NYPD sergeant convicted of fatally Igloo cooler-ing fleeing suspect

Lara Logan appears to believe Trump was born orange

Judge tosses Missouri v Starbucks

Republican Congressman Mark Amodei announces retirement

Supposedly competent leader begs Newsom to do the work for her

“A White House staffer erroneously made the post”

Top anti-doping cop vows to investigate ski-jumpers’ penises

Chuck E Cheese CEO resigns after name appears in Epstein files

Tim Scott’s prayers unanswered

Floridians sue to stop DeSantis’s planned gerrymander

Congo’s M23 rebels un-end one of Trump’s claimed peace deals

Frau Ingraham cracks whip at wavering Florida Republican

Kushner already planning post-Ayatollah real estate deals

Top Russian GRU official shot in Moscow

War criminal goes out of his way to deny Mossad-Epstein ties

NJ-11 Dem special primary turnout surges over 2022 and 2024

Fat Donald posts video depicting Obamas as monkeys

WATCH LIVE: Addled old corpse thrusts “TrumpRx” onto Americans

Orange Fuhrer tells Schumer he’ll release funds for New York-New Jersey tunnel project if Penn Station renamed Trump Station

WINNING! President Trump making Bitcoin affordable again

Babylon Bee guy hasn’t replied yet

Thai official considering changing killer bull elephant’s behavior

Kentucky Congressman desperately simps for Orange Jesus

WATCH LIVE: Karoline the Kruel lords over all you hapless mortals

Fatter, older, dumber, weaker version of Orban endorses real deal

Mississippi senator urges Noem to build ICE gulag in other state

Comer warns Hillary she better show up to be interrogated behind closed doors and not at a public hearing like she demanded

Virginia Dems moving ahead on 10D – 1R congressional map

Fat Hitler’s economic approval rating lowest ever in Marist poll

Gateway Pundit reports example set by House of Orange

French Navy refrains from summarily bombing drug boats

Slotkin says thanks but fuck off to DOJ interview over “sedition”

WATCH LIVE: Antichrist addresses National Prayer Breakfast

Kamala Harris soft-launches (?) 2028 campaign

Mamdani endorses Hochul

Pro wrestling crowd screams “FUCK ICE! FUCK ICE! FUCK ICE!”

Tunisian cops cuff disrespectful smart-mouth little twerp MP

Jesse Watters admits ICE left Maine to help Susan Collins win

Barry Loudermilk spoils on reelection bid

British military police stuck dealing with Russian oligarch’s corpse