“OUR DEAL WITH CHINA IS DONE, SUBJECT TO FINAL APPROVAL WITH PRESIDENT XI AND ME. FULL MAGNETS, AND ANY NECESSARY RARE EARTHS, WILL BE SUPPLIED, UP FRONT, BY CHINA.”
“LIKEWISE, WE WILL PROVIDE TO CHINA WHAT WAS AGREED TO, INCLUDING CHINESE STUDENTS USING OUR COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES (WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD WITH ME!). WE ARE GETTING A TOTAL OF 55 PERCENT TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10 PERCENT. RELATIONSHIP IS EXCELLENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, not really explaining what he means with “WE ARE GETTING A TOTAL OF 55 PERCENT TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10 PERCENT” or why suddenly Chinese students “USING” American higher education is no longer a massive national security threat.
The fat bastard then demanded fealty from Angelenos, posting “If our troops didn’t go into Los Angeles, it would be burning to the ground right now, just like so much of their housing burned to the ground. The great people of Los Angeles are very lucky that I made the decision to go in and help!!!”