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John Solomon reports new Hillary investigation opened

“The FBI has quietly launched an investigation into a decade of Democratic party and deep-state antics from Russia collusion to Jack Smith, opening the door for the appointment of a special prosecutor to examine whether the well-documented episodes amount to a criminal conspiracy to meddle in three US elections to the benefit of Democrats and the detriment of President Donald Trump, Just the News has learned,” writes one of the most reliably pliant if not reliably competent arms of the Trump state media apparatus. Lol at he’s “learned” about the “new” probe.

Continued: “The ‘grand conspiracy’ case was opened several weeks ago after new FBI Director Kash Patel took over, and it could get a significant boost if Trump were to declassify two secret tranches of evidence that identify a potential ignition point to the alleged conspiracy in the summer of 2016, according to several people directly familiar with the inquiry, who spoke to Just the News on a condition of anonymity,” emphasis added on the conditional “if Trump were to declassify” part because holy fucking shit, lol. You all know what this newest shiny object is meant to distract from but the fact that it’s contingent on the convicted felon president ordering declassifications is just freaking solid gold. Like what got the fat bastard in this Epstein shitstorm in the first place? And weren’t John Solomon and Kash Patel in the goddamned White House all day on January 19, 2021, rushing to find documents to declassify about the 2016 election that didn’t incriminate Trump?

Anyway it’s the third paragraph that Solomon finally gets to Hillary: “The first piece of evidence is a classified annex to a years-old inspector general probe of Hillary Clinton’s improper email server sought by Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley. That annex is believed to show that credible information about possible wrongdoing was intentionally ignored by the FBI.” Ughh man, lol… Solomon’s self parody then goes on to assert that this eventual criminal case – again premised on Trump declassifying a shit ton of files that he has yet to allow to see daylight – will get around the statute of limitations by making the whole thing into a RICO conspiracy.

Some of the replies are freaking hilarious and get at the main problem: This kind of bullshit used to work when Team Orange needed a handy distraction. Now it just looks as desperate as it always did.

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