Categories
Uncategorized

John Solomon reports new Hillary investigation opened

“The FBI has quietly launched an investigation into a decade of Democratic party and deep-state antics from Russia collusion to Jack Smith, opening the door for the appointment of a special prosecutor to examine whether the well-documented episodes amount to a criminal conspiracy to meddle in three US elections to the benefit of Democrats and the detriment of President Donald Trump, Just the News has learned,” writes one of the most reliably pliant if not reliably competent arms of the Trump state media apparatus. Lol at he’s “learned” about the “new” probe.

Continued: “The ‘grand conspiracy’ case was opened several weeks ago after new FBI Director Kash Patel took over, and it could get a significant boost if Trump were to declassify two secret tranches of evidence that identify a potential ignition point to the alleged conspiracy in the summer of 2016, according to several people directly familiar with the inquiry, who spoke to Just the News on a condition of anonymity,” emphasis added on the conditional “if Trump were to declassify” part because holy fucking shit, lol. You all know what this newest shiny object is meant to distract from but the fact that it’s contingent on the convicted felon president ordering declassifications is just freaking solid gold. Like what got the fat bastard in this Epstein shitstorm in the first place? And weren’t John Solomon and Kash Patel in the goddamned White House all day on January 19, 2021, rushing to find documents to declassify about the 2016 election that didn’t incriminate Trump?

Anyway it’s the third paragraph that Solomon finally gets to Hillary: “The first piece of evidence is a classified annex to a years-old inspector general probe of Hillary Clinton’s improper email server sought by Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley. That annex is believed to show that credible information about possible wrongdoing was intentionally ignored by the FBI.” Ughh man, lol… Solomon’s self parody then goes on to assert that this eventual criminal case – again premised on Trump declassifying a shit ton of files that he has yet to allow to see daylight – will get around the statute of limitations by making the whole thing into a RICO conspiracy.

Some of the replies are freaking hilarious and get at the main problem: This kind of bullshit used to work when Team Orange needed a handy distraction. Now it just looks as desperate as it always did.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Mentally ill senior having fun Saturday shitposting on internet

3 hours ago

Will Dems even need to nuke the filibuster in 2029?

5 hours ago

Top Trump crony Huang targeted by sexy Chicom intel agent

9 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump complains about losing to NASA

23 hours ago

Wiles fired, Stephen Miller promoted to White House Chief of Staff

1 day ago

RNC chair, who just oversaw worst loss in decades, endorsed

1 day ago

“Grand Conspiracy” case’s lead prosecutor resigns

1 day ago

Cybertruck era ends with such poetic timing

1 day ago

President mentally incapable of serving: Fox News exit poll majority

1 day ago

Stock market as volatile as presidential emotions

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Loser snaps at reporters for an indefinite period

2 days ago

Orange Overlord trying to maneuver Hegseth into Senate

2 days ago

Lauren Boebert’s OnlyFans launches just a few years late

2 days ago

Harmeet Dhillon out from Regime DOJ

2 days ago

Russell Brand convicted on rape and sexual assault charges in UK

2 days ago

Trump has “every intention to keep” Hegseth

2 days ago

“Maybe we could get asylum in Israel”

3 days ago

Frau Ingraham would cry if her tear ducts weren’t cauterized shut

3 days ago

NRCC chair Dick Hudson concedes

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump champions ballroom accomplishment

3 days ago

Hegseth firing imminent: CBS

3 days ago

Jaydee posts 604-word jeremiad, admits Iran war doomed GOP

3 days ago

Mike Johnson to return to backbench, Jim Jordan to run for leader

3 days ago

Libs: Owned

3 days ago

Katie Miller didn’t vote

3 days ago

MAGA Evangelical mopes over crushing defeat

3 days ago

MIDTERMAGEDDON 2026: National Zero Special Live Coverage

4 days ago

Netanyahu and minions plan to contest election results

4 days ago

Vote Republican because if THEY killed Charlie Kirk (while Republicans fully controlled DC) then THEY can kill you too

4 days ago

Regime sends criminal target letters to Dems linked to Alaska scam

4 days ago

Guam now a symbol of hope for GOP

4 days ago

MAGA Land not falling for Democratic efforts at outreach

4 days ago

Trump claims he’s ending all aid to Israel

4 days ago

Schmutzler schnooks schmiger’s schmear of approval

4 days ago

Axios tries to find the silver lining

4 days ago

Supreme Court already tosses Trump California ballot case

5 days ago

President of the United States powerless to order the manhunt and arrest of retired teacher running no-budget sham campaign

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Feckless pervert talks about men’s asses some more

5 days ago

Regime takes California ballot case to Supreme Court

5 days ago

Federal judge tosses Reich’s case against Hunterghazi FBI agents

5 days ago

Bill Murray on CNBC for some reason, trolls Kevin Hassett’s grin

5 days ago

El-Sayed campaign raises $2.4 million off Haley Stevens tantrum

5 days ago

Let’s check in on what the wealthiest man in the world is up to

5 days ago

Byron Donalds needs to win election day vote 2-to-1 in Florida

5 days ago

Dems lead GOP in every Senate battleground: Final NYT/Siena polls

6 days ago

Video of moment private jet hits street in Palm Beach

6 days ago

Butthurt Michigan Dem Stevens appears with Mike Rogers

6 days ago

Sullivan claims he’ll accept defeat

6 days ago

“You take bribes!”: Paxton heckler

1 week ago

Syphilitic boomer acknowledges loss in usual bitchy, ignorant way

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x