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Ted Cruz malfunctions, warns of the whirlwind

Experiencing some sort of mental episode on Friday, Republican Texas Senator Ted Cruz told his podcast audience that what the Trump Regime just did to Jimmy Kimmel is “dangerous as hell” and warned that “If the government gets in the business of saying ‘We don’t like what you, the media have said, we’re going to ban you from the airwaves if you don’t say what we like,’ that will end up bad for conservatives,” the Dallas Express reports on a troubling development.

Even more disconcerting is that Cruz was apprehensive enough to break kayfabe by accurately characterizing this as the first true instance of government censorship, thereby negating about three fucking years of “cancel culture” and “Hunter’s laptop” shit that spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan wasted a mind-melting amount of time and energy spittling angrily over. That very isolated precursors like the Biden Administration quietly requesting that Amazon throttle anti-vax books during the tail end of a deadly global pandemic maybe weren’t something to get that worked up over in contrast to the present a slowly dying autocrat crushing comedic dissent.

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