"South Caredddd" - National Zero

The above headline is the entirety of a now-deleted Wednesday Truth Social post from convicted felon President Trump, timestamped just over two hours ago at 9:47 AM EDT, or 10:47 PM in South Korea where the president is currently stopping on a leg of his tour of east Asia. Trump did not compose another post correcting himself and finishing the thought that those of us opposed to his politics should not dare hope was the product of a sudden, catastrophic heart attack or stroke.

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