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Great Leader announces first of war spoils from conquered foe

“I am pleased to announce that the Interim Authorities in Venezuela will be turning over between 30 and 50 MILLION Barrels of High Quality, Sanctioned Oil, to the United States of America. This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, as President of the United States of America, to ensure it is used to benefit the people of Venezuela and the United States! I have asked Energy Secretary Chris Wright to execute this plan, immediately. It will be taken by storage ships, and brought directly to unloading docks in the United States. Thank you for your attention to this matter,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday evening.

The “that money will be controlled by me” part was a fuck you aimed at you, Republicans in Congress. None of it is going to your districts. It’s for Trump to do whatever he wants with it.

Taxpayer money was spent attacking Venezuela and the oil revenue will be disbursed to one non-taxpayer. You are excluded from this because Caesar, correctly, assumes you will not conduct any oversight whatsoever. Thank you for your attention to this matter, no further attention required.

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