Categories
Uncategorized

Congo’s M23 rebels un-end one of Trump’s claimed peace deals

Convicted felon President Trump will have to reduce the number of conflicts he claims to have settled back to seven as the Rwanda-backed M23 rebels keep staging attacks against the Democratic Republic of the Congo’s government forces along the country’s volatile eastern border.

Reuters doesn’t even bother trying to tally the dead in the region, only counting 115 wounded soldiers and civilians in a 25-bed community hospital in the town of Fizi late last month. Without actually saying it, the wire service seems to be trying to paint a picture of a conflict as ugly as it has ever been over the past few years, if happening further out in the sticks and away from media.

“The highlands around Uvira are highly strategic: whoever controls them has access to major towns in the lowlands,” said Regan Miviri, an analyst at the Ebuteli research institute in Kinshasa. “And because ⁠the area is so remote, the fighting there draws less attention and less diplomatic ​pressure.”

Meaning Trump can just continue lying and count it as one of the eight conflicts he claims to have ended and if it gets worse he can just say it’s still eight because he stopped the US from going to war with Denmark over Greenland. He really earned that Nobel that Maria Corina Machado won.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Flagging enthusiasm

2 hours ago

Former Olympian indicted for touching National Mall reflecting pool

4 hours ago

House GOP leaks counter-investigation warning shot to Semafor

6 hours ago

Naval aviator missing in Persian Gulf after chopper crash

1 day ago

Peace protestors celebrate King Kong’s historic achievement

1 day ago

Lame, derivative Bond villain has fucking meltdown on CNBC

1 day ago

Fat Hitler considers return to “all-out war” with Iran

1 day ago

Jaydee and Steve take decidedly different approaches to ruling

2 days ago

Birthright failure leads Trump back to Plan A, which will also fail

2 days ago

Seditious Sam retiring NPR fucks up

2 days ago

Supreme Court nukes Trump’s birthright citizenship order

2 days ago

First Amendment rights for dark money upheld

2 days ago

MIA Republican returns to Capitol, won’t answer questions

2 days ago

MAGA Congressman says Nawth Kawreans coming in via Canada

2 days ago

Paxton and Talarico tied in Texas: NYT/Siena poll

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Loser falls asleep some more

3 days ago

“This Case is really against the United States of America”

3 days ago

Los Supremos spike Trump bid to fire Fed Gov Lisa Cook

3 days ago

Supreme Court allows late mail-in ballots to count

3 days ago

Trump’s EJ Carroll overturn bid rejected by Supreme Court

3 days ago

Amy Acton 47 – Da Vek 44 in Ohio gov race: AARP poll

3 days ago

“The criminally made algae is gone”

4 days ago

Total RINO says US shouldn’t just deport scores of Haitians

4 days ago

Orange Ayatollah makes some more empty, impotent threats to Iran

5 days ago

MAGA Z-lister arrested for publicly spanking it at America 250 fest

5 days ago

Iranian drones hit Bahrain

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Cult and their Antichrist talk real about Biblical values

6 days ago

Crimea under state of emergency due to Ukrainian attacks

6 days ago

Trump retcons MAGA poll’s approval rating by 15 percent

6 days ago

Listen to Brainworms trying to bribe Libertarian out of Iowa race

6 days ago

Dem trails Republican by 1 percent in Stefanik’s Trump +20 district

6 days ago

John Bolton to plead guilty on Friday

6 days ago

SPOILER ALERT: The Iranians already said they ain’t buying shit

7 days ago

DC judge finds Trump regime violated Epstein files law

7 days ago

Jaydee asserts Watergate would not have taken down Trump

7 days ago

Iranians attack Singaporean cargo vessel

1 week ago

Crowd size now fun to lie about again

1 week ago

Rick Scott urges Americans to see past the facts and evidence

1 week ago

Supreme Court rules lower courts cannot block TPS revocations

1 week ago

Federal judge nukes Trump election executive order

1 week ago

Arizona food bank demand up 8 percent since last year

1 week ago

Seat of global power uses “mutilization” in official communication

1 week ago

Venezuela earthquake death toll at least 164

1 week ago

Orange God Emperor cancels landmark bill signing

1 week ago

Dan Sullivan sues to run against Dan Sullivan

1 week ago

MAGA Congressman assumes Trump has evidence of pool plot

1 week ago

Iranians now even more better off than they were a year ago

1 week ago

UK cuffs thousands with alcohol ankle monitors during World Cup

1 week ago

Amphibians do eat algae, so maybe Trump’s onto something here

1 week ago

Cocaine Mitch’s staff insists he’s still alive

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x