For a woman who thinks a French-Israeli cabal is out to kill her for exposing the truth about Brigette Macron being trans and Charlie Kirk being murdered by the same cabal – also a psychic time traveler who could detect aliens disguised as humans – former-employee-turned-sworn-enemy to Turning Point USA Candace Owens makes a pretty compelling and not-at-all-far-fetched case for the Turning Point USA halftime show to be even more of a bullshit scam than previously understood.

Owens claims her source inside TPUSA – and her source is as real as Kirk’s top lieutenant confirming one October leak was – the Kid Rock-headlined “patriotic” halftime show was pre-taped, but not by hours or days, but two weeks before the Super Bowl in a studio in Georgia, over two days of filming with only 180 people in the crowd, whom Owens says were moved around the room as to create the impression there were thousands in the audience while Kid Rock lip-synched his terrible lyrics.

Conventional, plausible, part of a track record that includes actual genuine leaks, and also jibes with the lack of any fanfare (?) around the “Halftime Show.” Has anyone seen, say, a tweet from this or that MAGA influencer backstage at the TPUSA event? Like you’d think it’d be like a mini-CPAC or actual Turning Point con. And okay, that they didn’t stream the performances live is… whatever. A few hours beforehand on Super Bowl Sunday still would’ve been stupid but not nearly as much of a joke as Candace tells it: just a really shitty music video shoot presented as though it were a live performance that was REAL AMERICA’s answer to that evil Mexican gaylord Bad Bunny.