Haha! Get it? The headline was calling Attorney General Pam Bondi shit and the gold toilet flushing was an allusion to her potentially being fired as CNN reports in this new story of theirs that lends itself to such clever and witty satire that really isn’t actually all that witty or clever if it needs to be explained like this and now you’re thinking “Come on, will you just get to the fucking story already…”

Anyway you already guessed why convicted felon President Trump has already had it with Pam – her inability to convince a clear majority of the American public that he never statutorily raped Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking victims decades before she ever even met Trump, her inability to ensure only Proud Boys and Oath Keepers are seated on grand juries investigating people he hates, that he already fired Kristi Noem thus depriving Pam of a dumber, more corrupt top-tier female cabinet member to absorb Donald’s misogynist pathologies, and the fact that the only one of his US Attorneys General that he never turned against is that bald asshole who served for two months and whose resume prominently included a stint as a pitchman for a patent scam mills that sold toilets specially designed to accommodate men whose penises are too long for them to sanitarily sit on more typical models installed in homes. That guy’s the United States ambassador to NATO now.

And just as it was eight years ago when that deeply corrupt piece of shit EPA chief Scott Pruitt was repeatedly floated as an instantly available replacement for Keebler elf Jeff Sessions – presently serving Senate-confirmed cabinet members can be laterally shuffled into a another spot without having to undergo the nomination process again – Trump is eyeing Pruitt’s successor and complete douchebag EPA admin Lee Zeldin to take over for Bondi. And – get this – Zeldin actually has a law degree. Crazy, right? Trump’s top candidate for attorney general is an attorney, technically.