Things got real awkward real fast last week at a public meeting of the Washington County, Tennessee School Board when an unidentified minor – who was somehow a guest member of the board made a presentation from the dais – finished a presentation on the county schools and was side-hugged by Epstein Party member Keith Ervin who, tried and true to his politics, then said, more than loudly enough, “God, you’re hot, you know that? Where do you go to school at?” per WCYB.

“In all honesty, it certainly was an uncomfortable situation. You know, there’s a lot of nervousness in the room,” said Superintendent Jerry Boyd. At least nobody exacerbated that tension by standing up and calling Ervin a fucking creep and/or saying “THIS IS WHY THE LIBS THINK WE’RE PEDOPHILES!”

In a statement Board Chair Annette Buchanan announced “On Thursday, April 2, 2026, one of our colleagues, Keith Ervin, made a grossly inappropriate comment toward our student board member. Mr Ervin has explained that he meant nothing offensive and that we have simply misunderstood his intentions. Mr Ervin knows his own intentions, but the rest of us have to judge his words and his actions. What we saw was shocking. He objectified and diminished a young woman publicly. No explanation can justify that. I have called an emergency meeting of the Washington County Board of Education for Wednesday, April 8, 2026, at 4:00 pm to address this matter. I anticipate that the board will consider and approve a motion to censure Mr Ervin for his comments.”