“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!” posted the former host of the NBC smash hit The Apprentice on Tuesday.
The only mistake he made was forgetting to mention the 8:00 PM EDT primetime slot, which was the scene of more than 47 years of fierce battles fought by ratings juggernauts like Happy Days, Who’s the Boss?, and NCIS. Otherwise it was a 30.0 Nielsens-caliber promo for all top audience demos.
Stellar too, was his lower-key rumblings from the mysterious “Kharg Island” subplot device, as CNN is out with a special behind-the-scenes look into some potentially bombshell new twists. Will the sweaty hunks of the IRGC get voted off the island before Tuesday night’s big opener? Stay tuned!