"Greece likes triangles"

Like Jefferson at Monticello, except fatter, dumber, and more mentally ill, President Trump on Tuesday drew upon his polymathic wizardry to speak to his application of the architectural prowess of the classical Mediterranean civilizations to his grand construction project.

“Greece likes triangles”

State Department unfollows Rubio on Twitter

Defense Attorney General testifies to Senate: Watch Live

Villager warns Kamala Harris revealed “Democrats’ game plan”

Regime to admit more MAGAfrikaners

WATCH LIVE: Walking healthcare crisis makes noises about access

CDC confirms American in Congo tests positive for Ebola

Trump announces he takes orders from foreign man in frilly dress

Benny Johnson already researching Simi Valley FD’s DEI policies

Minnesota DA charges ICE agent over migrant shooting

Regime confirms $1.776 billion “Anti-Weaponization” slush fund

President airs frustrations with media coverage of Iran policy

Newsmax reports Trump team worried boss emboldened Xi

Dems 50 – GOP 39 on generic congressional ballot: NYT/Siena poll

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Trump approval now down to 37 percent in CBS News/YouGov poll

Bill Cassidy primaried out of Senate

Orange Allah turns on High School Dropout

Caucasian entitlement claims life of Maldivian military diver

Faustian bargain about to end predictably

“Fuck you MAGA voters, I got mine”: Trump, basically

Supreme Court rejects Virginia Dems’ redistricting petition

Colorado Gov Jared “Pussy” Polis to free Tina Peters

Iranians finding other ways to screw with US gasoline supplies

Florida historic Black cemetery hit with Trump, DeSantis graffiti

Fox News reports Markwayne Mullin’s cosplay game lacking

Tennessee Dem Steve Cohen drops reelection bid

Hantavirus presser led by far right Alabaman penile implant expert

RNC sketches plausible ID scenario for “election integrity” case

Chris Wright fucks up and says “Gulf of Mexico” on CNBC

Regime moving to indict Raul Castro

House voting on war powers act: Watch Live

Retail sales up in April because shit costs more than it used to

Canadian man killed by bear at uranium mining site

Jaydee adresses room full of caucasians

Border Patrol chief abruptly quits

Vessel off UAE possibly seized by Iranians

Fanboy pleads with voters to “take their medicine” on gas prices

T1 Phone allegedly shipping to customers

Starmer Labour rival makes first move to challenge UK PM

Orange Chicken in China: Watch Live

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee lies to reporters

Rand Paul’s son drunkenly accuses Mike Lawler of being Jewish

Alex Murdaugh’s convictions overturned

WATCH LIVE: Jesus Dork and pals hold presser

Tennessee House Speaker removes Dems from every committee

When Fox News is forced to acknowledge grocery prices…

John Solomon threatens Americans with a good time in 2029

Nebraska primary: Dem sandbagger defeats MAGA sandbagger