Evidently a Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast with an additional tall stack and four extra butters wasn’t suffice for Florida Congressman Randy Fine to help bring comfort amid the waning public faith in the supremacy of his supreme deity this morning so instead he expressed his troubles openly, pleading with all to know that, through Trump, all wishes and desires and fantasies seem closer to being.
Most troubling to pious Randy however should have been the Samaritan Carlos, who questioned whether their true lord had providence in his holy quiver during this coming trial:
Of course rather than a Biblical allegory, Giminez instead went with the tired old “Lucy and the football” trope to analogize what he thinks will happen with Trump and Iran. No offense to Charles Schulz and God rest his inviolately pure soul, but seriously grow the hell up, Carlos, you dipshit.