“THE FAKE POLLS USED BY OUR CROOKED MEDIA ARE OUT OF CONTROL, AND SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT IT. FCC TO THE RESCUE!” proclaimed the Great Leader in a Sunday morning Truth, signaling a New Leap Forward on eliminating subversive and destabilizing surveying of the inner thoughts of the least desirable and productive members of Our Society, as well as the subsequent manipulation of the statistical findings through the widely discredited science of Mathematics. The Ministry of Information will move swiftly as instructed to stifle the disruptive elevation of the “opinions” of the ungrateful malefactors whom seek to undo the common good for all brought by the Great Leader’s ascension to the front of the Collective March to Prosperity for All.

Hail Great Leader. The Great Leader also singled out a most perfidiously reptilian and relentless hex, decreeing “Kristen Welker, the Unpopular ‘Hostess’ of the once great Meet the Press, now considered Meet the Fake Press, just stated that Donald Trump has ‘mixed results’ on his Endorsements of Candidates, when the recent WINS of Darline Graham and Mike Mazzei, stand at 100 percent for the US Senate, and 98 percent for the US House, recently and over the longterm.”

“How can anyone be allowed to say this, working for freely given Public Airwaves? Results are attached. Because of this purposeful inaccuracy, she will be reported to the FCC for rebuke or punishment. Unfortunately, she is not the only one. The Radical Left News is going out of their way to harass, demean, and libel anything ‘TRUMP.’ Their new weapon is to say that my 99 percent SUCCESS Rate on Endorsements, 100 percent on Senatorial Endorsements (Many of whom were not even given a shot of winning until I Endorsed!), is either a mixed result, or not very good. In actuality, it is, without question, the strongest Endorsement in the History of Politics. If it were not, I would be the first to admit it. Darline Graham’s run for the Senate was the biggest story in all of Politics, because she wasn’t expected to win, and then, when I Endorsed her, and she easily won, the story of her Victory was hardly covered by anybody. Likewise, the future Governor of Oklahoma, who was behind in every Poll, I Endorsed him, he won, and the story was barely covered! The Press is a Disgrace to our Nation, and I hope that Chairman Brendan Carr, and the fine people of his Commission, will take this Threat to our Country very seriously. Thank you for your attention to this very important matter of Fake Polls and Commentary!” the Great Leader concluded in his remarks.

All citizens are required as part of their duty to the Great Leader, to study with great care these words and to reject the lies of the enemies of the One Truth. Hail Great Leader.