Mike Johnson calls it a wrap until mid-November

Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson on Wednesday decided he’d had enough not working for the American people and sent the House of Representatives home for the next two months, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports. The abrupt schedule change simply cancels Thursday’s votes, so it’s not like there was much more not working for the American people on the calendar anyway.

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