Eight years ago today, the world was supposed to end in some sort of fiery astrological maelstrom of death and destruction – but that didn’t work out for whatever reason, even though it seemed like a sure bet. Did some team of tough, scrappy hero archaeologists deactivate the ancient doomsday machine underneath the Mayan pyramids just before the portal to the shadow realm was opened? Why didn’t anyone get that action set-piece on tape? Who played the comic relief on the team?
Also, what if the Mayans were just off by eight years? That’d be so 2020! LOL!