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Pennsylvania Trump fan caught voting for his dead mother

“In the weeks leading up to the presidential election, Elizabeth Bartman and Elizabeth Weihman registered to vote as Republicans in Nether Providence Township, Delaware County officials said Monday. There was one problem: Both women had been dead for several years. The man behind those applications, Bruce Bartman, now faces two felony counts of perjury, as well as one count of unlawful voting for successfully casting an absentee ballot for President Donald Trump in the name of Elizabeth Bartman, his long-dead mother. Bartman was arraigned Friday and released on $100,000 unsecured bail” reports the Philadelphia Inquirer.

“His lawyer, Samuel Stretton, said the 70-year-old takes full responsibility for the crimes, and will cooperate with investigators. ‘In his political frustration, he chose to do something stupid,’ Stretton said. ‘And for that he is very sorry.’ Bartman used his mother’s driver’s license to register her to vote online, and then requested and filled out an absentee ballot in her name, Stollsteimer said. He repeated the process for Weihman, his mother-in-law, using her Social Security number. The state’s system flagged the information as belonging to a dead person, but Bartman signed a letter confirming the woman was still alive. He did not, however, cast a ballot in Weihman’s name, according to prosecutors. Bartman’s forgery came to light gradually, investigators said Monday. Rumors began to circulate on social media that a dead voter in Delaware County had cast a ballot, and a complaint was eventually brought to the county Board of Elections.”

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