After January 20th, two of the three branches of government will be led by Papists – President Joe Biden, and Chief Justice John Roberts – and the third will be half controlled by Papist Nancy Pelosi. Depending on the outcome of the Georgia Senate runoffs, only either Jewish Chuck Schumer or Satanist Mitch McConnell – along with Baptist Vice President Kamala Harris – will stand in the way of Shadow Emperor Pope Francis having his agents in control of the United States.
Noted expert on Papists Dan Brown was unavailable for comment as he was probably writing another shitty novel about the secret symbols on the walls of the Vatican or something.