The McDonald’s corporate Twitter account tweeted a disconcerting missive Monday afternoon, indicating that a mysterious plot culminating on Wednesday, February 24th was underway.
i immediately regret this😅
— McDonald's (@McDonalds) February 15, 2021
It is unknown at this point what precisely will occur on this date, however the most likely explanation is that FEMA will mobilize and intern Americans at McDonald’s locations, forcing them to consume Big Macs and Filet-o-Fish sandwiches for sustenance. Or the Rothschild space lasers will be activated to wipe all Burger King, Wendy’s, Hardees/Carl’s Jr, Checkers/Rally’s, and In-and-Out Burger locations off the map, leaving McDonald’s as the sole national fast food burger chain. National Zero will continue updating readers on this story as it develops.