Former vice president (and Race Bannon cosplayer) Mike Pence had minor surgery Wednesday to implant a pacemaker on his heart, utilizing modern science to defy the will of God, Politico reports.
“Over the past two weeks, former Vice President Pence experienced symptoms associated with a slow heart rate and, upon consultation with his doctors, underwent a procedure yesterday at Inova Fairfax Medical Campus in Falls Church, Virginia, to implant a pacemaker,” Pence’s office said in a statement on Thursday. “The routine surgery was successful, and he is expected to fully recover and return to normal activity in the coming days.”