Allen West challenges reporter to do 30 pushups for showing up late, reporter declines, West goes ahead and does 30 pushups

Secession dude and certifiably fucking insane Texas Republican Party Chairman Allen West challenged a reporter to do 30 push-ups for showing up late to a press conference Wednesday afternoon. “The reporter ‘respectfully’ declined; Allen West did them instead” reports NBC’s Jane Timm. “I was not the late reporter” Timm adds in an update.

Foreshadowing Trump case, Fani Willis wins rapper’s RICO case

Washington Examiner reports MAGA freaking out over male turnout

Mike Johnson says this election will be different, doesn’t say how

Harris 48 – Trump 47 in North Carolina: CNN poll

Former president misstates key part of his legislative record

Bill Hemmer TOTALLY OWNS Jessica Tarlov

Cardi B joining Harris at Friday Milwaukee rally

Orange Ayatollah declares victory over cheaters

The Creature from The Orange Lagoon

Musk fucks off from court hearing

Finance bro says market patterns indicate Harris win

Byron Donalds works with what he’s got

Halloween candy bars should remain fun-sized: The Atlantic

Ketamine Brain trying to move Philly case to federal court

John Solomon reports Dems refusing to unilaterally disarm

Cornel West petitions Supreme Court to force Pennsylvania polling precincts to post signs advertising him as a write-in option

Harris leads in Michigan and Pennsylvania: UMass Lowell polls

Fox News prints Whitmer op-ed boosting Harris

“That’s the same thing as having an affair”

Extremist Wisconsin MAGA Congressman says he’s no extremist

Judge orders Musk to show up in court – at Philly City Hall

The “Your Vote Is Secret” campaign will tilt the election

Hannity beams over his Orange Jesus nearly faceplanting on truck

Pennsylvania ABC affiliate runs test graphic showing Harris win

MAGA terrorist gets seven years for power station attack plot

“Free Gaza” written on firebombs dropped in ballot boxes

WATCH LIVE: Biden Fright House Halloween Spooktacular!

Multiple dead at scene of Cape Cod cemetery hit-and-run crash

“The first step in removing a bat from your home is to stay calm”

WATCH LIVE: Kamala Harrisburg rally

Philly DA asks more secure location for hearing in case against Ketamine Brain, cites antisemitic death threats from fanboys

Rapper Nicky Jam undorses Trump

Megyn Kelly, Charlie Kirk whine about wives secretly voting Harris

Foreign student from China confesses to voting in Michigan

Dems mass texting Blue Wall Latinos with Hinchcliffe jokes

Orange Loser cancels Penn-OSU appearance

Quick study in contrasts

Harris 46 – Trump 44 in Wisconsin: Marquette poll

Team Orange suing Bucks County, Pennsylvania

McCaul concerned 25 year-old Tim Walz was comprised by China

Harris leads in Wisconsin and Michigan: CNN polls

Orange Shitbrain claims he’ll stop IDF from bombing Lebanon

OCTOBER SURPRISE ALERT

Former Apprentice host endorses Kamala Harris

Harris doesn’t have time for this stupid bullshit

Companies ready to jack up prices after Trump tariffs

Supreme Court greenlights Virginia voter purge

These insufferable fucking penis polishers

Erie County GOP sent out thousands of voter reg cancelation forms

Loser Indiana MAGA candidate fails at faking ballot tabulator fraud