“Attorney General Ken Paxton has been bravely on the front line in the fight for Texas, and America, against the vicious and very dangerous Radical Left Democrats, and the foolish and unsuspecting RINOs that are destroying our Country. Ken is strong on Crime, Border Security, the Second Amendment, Election Integrity and, above all, our Constitution. He loves our Military and our Vets.”
“It is going to take a PATRIOT like Ken Paxton to advance America First policies in order to Make America Great Again. Ken has my Complete and Total Endorsement for another term as Attorney General of Texas. He is a true Texan who will keep Texas safe – and will never let you down!” says the Orange God Emperor in a surprising, but not shocking, statement.
And Holy. Freaking. Shit. This is hilarious considering how badly George P Bush debased himself and his own goddamned father, Jeb! by pledging complete obedience to the Orange Pharaoh in his quest to win the Donald’s favor, even printing koozies that made it look like Georgie already had his endorsement. After all that, the lazy-eyed reprobate Ken Paxton prevails.