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Trump’s vaccine deus ex machina

“President Donald Trump is desperately hoping to turn a Covid-19 vaccine, for which the entire world is longing, into his October Surprise” writes CNN’s Stephen Collinson.

“He predicts a vaccine breakthrough multiple times a day, assures Americans he has the military on standby to rush it out and promises 100 million, 250 million, even 500 million individual doses will be very quickly available. He hails a ‘tremendous’ vaccine that is ‘very close’ and will be ready ‘very, very early, before the end of the year, far ahead of schedule.’ Experts are very hopeful about the potential for an effective vaccine, but by implying one is almost imminent and will quickly end the pandemic, Trump is raising expectations that are unlikely to be swiftly met and would come too late to save his presidential campaign in any case. But from a short-term political perspective, talking about a vaccine allows Trump, who’s down in the polls, a chance to promise voters an end to the nightmare that has upended everyday life for much of the country. A big White House South Lawn announcement that a vaccine is finally within reach a few days before a close election must dance in the President’s dreams at night.”

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