“He’s not guilty. He deserves a not guilty verdict,” Republican Florida Congressman (and human Pez dispenser) Matt Gaetz declares of Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse. “And I sure hope he gets it ’cause–ya know what?–Kyle Rittenhouse would prolly make a pretty good Congressional intern. We may reach out to him and see if he’s interested in, uh, helpin’ the country, uh, uh, in, in additional ways.”