Former Senator David “Chickenshit” Perdue will launch his Republican primary campaign against Georgia Governor Brian “Ku Klux” Kemp this week, Politico reports. Perdue, who lost his Senate seat to Jon “We photoshopped his nose to make it look more Jewy” Ossoff is expected to present a formidable challenge to Kemp, and the eventual winner will face a tough battle against Stacy “I will fuck you up” Abrams in the 2022 general election, a double marquee in the state as Herschel “Should be in a mental institution” Walker takes on Reverend Raphael “Good Trouble Jr” Warnock.