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Dems should be terrified (theoretically)

Democrats should be theoretically terrified by the news in the latest George Papadopoulos-endorsed ConservativeBrief.com clickbait article. Theoretically, of course, like it could have potential applicability to maybe be some sort of template for a legal decision to overturn an election that a Democrat won due to suspected fraud and install the Republican in the office.

Like if it happened in an election for a town council seat in Eatonville, Florida that a Dem won 269 to 268 because the one decisive vote came from a drifter living in a motel room owned by the mayor who offered the drifter a break on the back rent in exchange for casting a vote for him and his allies on the town council then it could also happen over 43,735 votes in Arizona, Georgia, and Wisconsin, right? That could sort of possibly happen and Trump could be reinstated, right?

The problem with this Coffee Boy fellow’s clickbait is how it manages to go full circle with its astonishing inconsequentiality. Blatantly premised and marketed toward uncritical MAGA dipshits suckered into opening the links, we can’t help but end up clicking ourselves. How else are we to marvel at just how wide the delta is between the obvious lie by omission in the tweet and the unimportance of the news within? The disappointment itself is exciting. And yet the click does not care how we feel. It is registered all the same, from gullible right wing assholes and smartass millennial pseudo-journalists alike. George Papadopoulos still gets his 35 cents or whatever they’re paying him per click. Nice not even remotely close to actual work if you can get it.

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