Texas GOP Governor issues mask order, basically turning state into Venezuela

Axios: “Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) issued an executive order Thursday requiring all Texans to wear a face covering in public in counties with 20 or more positive coronavirus cases.”

Don Jr-backed “anti-woke marketplace” PublicSquare collapses

“As everyone knows, under President Biden…”

Breitbart reports socialist on slippery slope to full-blown Marxism

Natalie Harp’s creepy, obsessive letters to Trump leak to Daily Beast

Navy to rename carrier USS Doris Miller to USS Donald Trump: CNN

Smarmy MAGA Congressman says Trump pussied out vs Iran

Undercover ICE agent dropped recording device at church

FBI agents seize Swalwell’s devices, raid house

WSJ declares Bonesaw’s insane future city project DOA

Republicans urge Big Tech to improve data centers’ image

“Toughest president ever” announces “ECONOMIC D-DAY”

WATCH LIVE: Orange Marie Antionette gushes over his Versailles

Orange God Emperor retroactively undorses Cory Mills

Byron Dork butthurt as “dirty trick” works out well so far

Madison Cawthorn gets 8.5 percent in FL-19 primary

Cory Mills loses primary

BREAKING: Fox News admits they lied to viewers about gas prices

California MAGA county clerk to hire Tina Peters as top deputy

“Peace president” gives up on peace talks

Fox News excited to hype launch of new mental poison for kids

ABC files First Amendment lawsuit against FCC

Orange Tyrant still really nervous over Dan Sullivan “hoax”

Frau Ingraham badmouths men who wear makeup

Pete Hegseth visits battlefield to try to help boost morale

President embarrasses nation because it’s a day that ends in Y

Texas MAGA Congressman says suffering American sailors full of shit

Supreme Court spikes Trump’s bid for EJ Carroll rehearing

Orange Fuhrer vows to “bomb the shit out of” US ally Oman

AP reports Trump-Iran 60-day “ceasefire” expires on Monday, lol

“This is real… He hasn’t brought anything down”

Israel relying on AI chatbots to help polish its image

Show us on the doll where the Shannon Bream woked you

Todd Blanche says it’s Trump right to pardon violent Jan 6 felons

Trump-appointed bank regular declares Trump crypto scam a bank

MAGA New York gubernatorial candidate and Nassau County Exec Bruce Blakeman is weak on border security and fighting socialism

Hawaii’s Big Island under hurricane warning

Deranged old loser mad GOP couldn’t find another “Mary Peltola”

WATCH LIVE: Fat Hitler traps Long Island police cadets

Consumer sentiment takes a beating again

Witch-haired freak dismisses suffering of civilians, military alike

Luigi-a-pleads-a-guilty-to-a-murda!

Box-o-Wine announces arrest in WWII monument vandalism

Orange Pharaoh rages after national WWII monument vandalized

US retail sales plummeted in July

Netanyahu thirsty for Trump endorsement

Man in robot alien trash can costume sort of concedes to Nazi

Brown 53 – Husted 45 in Ohio: Fox News poll

Internet more fragile than previously thought

Iran targeting Republican vote supply: Fox and Friends

Rat flees sinking ship: Karoline quits White House