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Jack’s list of New Year’s superstitions he’ll undertake at midnight hoping that it will lead to a better 2022

We’re all sick of the bad mojo from 2020 and 2021, so your faithful writer will take on a series of superstitions from various countries and cultures to bring good luck and prosperity to 2022.  The list:

  • Kiss the love of my life.
  • Eat 12 grapes at midnight.  (Spain, one for each month of luck.)
  • Throw a full bucket of water out a door or window. (Puerto Rican)
  • Open and close doors twelve times.  (China, to escort bad spirits out and invite good spirits in.  Ireland has a similar tradition.)
  • Make noise.  (China and Philippines, to ward off bad spirits.)
  • Carry luggage out the door.  (Colombia, to guarantee safe travels.)
  • Wear yellow underwear.  (Various cultures.  In Italy, red underwear means you’ll find romance in the coming year.  In Brazil, white clothes and underwear mean you’ll find inner peace.)
  • Hang lemons over your door.  (Keep out negative energy.)
  • Keep money in your wallet.  (For prosperity.)
  • Throw furniture out a window.  (South Africa, symbolizing ridding oneself of old problems.)
  • Hang an onion on your door.  (Greece, signifying rebirth in the new year.)
  • Write wish down and burn it.  (Romani, to make the wish come true.)
  • Burn sage.  (Central America, to push out negative energy.)
  • Pork and sauerkraut for dinner on New Year’s.  (Germany, for luck in the coming year.)
  • Black eyed peas for dinner on New Year’s.  (Southern American, for luck in the coming year.)
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