Congrats Scott MacFarlane!

Award-winning Washington journalist Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) has been named congressional correspondent for CBS News. In this role, MacFarlane will join the CBS News Washington bureau and report for all CBS News broadcasts and platforms.

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— CBS News PR (@CBSNewsPress) January 4, 2022

On Tuesday CBS News announced they’d signed the NBC Washington affiliate’s workaholic chronicler of the Capitol riot Scott MacFarlane to a national news job covering Congress. As hardcore MacFarlane stans, National Zero extends the warmest congratulations to Scott and looks forward to sourcing him dozens upon dozens upon dozens of more times in the coming year.

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