New Trump lawyer Peter Ticktin, brought in the help with the Donald’s insane lawsuit against Hillary Clinton and 48 other defendants for the Russia investigation, goes way back with the Donald, the Daily Beast reports. As a classmate at the all-male New York Military Academy in the early 1960s, Ticktin claims he rigged a fabricated recognition for the Donald in the school yearbook. “Somebody else got ‘Most Popular,’ and we wanted to give him something, so we made him ‘Ladies’ Man,’ which to us was kind of an inside joke because there really were no ladies,” Ticktin told the Beast about how the future Fat Orange Ex-President was given the unearned accolade.
Ticktin is also a poet who posts his verses on a section of his law practice’s website, has been suspended from the Florida bar association twice – the second time while serving the first suspension – and wrote a book titled What Makes Trump Tick: My Years with Donald Trump from New York Military Academy to the Present. Doesn’t exactly sound like a Roy Cohn.