Police in Riverside, New York were called to the parking lot of a beer distributor early Sunday morning to handle a baby seal that had wandered out of the Peconic River, Newsday reports. The three month old grey seal was promptly apprehended without being clubbed to death and instead placed in the custody of the New York Marine Rescue Center in nearby Riverhead for medical evaluation, after which it will be released… Or not, because there is an aquarium there.