Alleged son of an alleged assassin and man who knows a little too much about which premium cable channel to turn to to find softcore porn, Senator Ted Cruz (R-Quintana Roo): “I think there are people who are misguided trying to drive, y’know, Disney stepping in saying, y’know, in every episode now they’re gonna have y’know, y’know, Mickey and Pluto going at it. Like, really? It’s just like, c’mon guys, these are kids and, and, y’know, y-y-y-you can always shift to Cinemax if you want that. Like, like why do you have–it used to be, hey, look, I’m a dad and you used to be able to put your kids on the Disney Channel and be, alright, something innocuous is on.”
Is Ted Cruz thinking Disney will be putting zoophilia-oriented sexualized images of its cartoon characters on its television networks. Or more likely, is Ted Cruz hoping Disney will be putting zoophilia-oriented sexualized images of its cartoon characters on its television networks?