Did you realize Jesse Watters had a week’s absence from Fox? Neither did we. But he’s back, and he’s insisting that he wasn’t suspended for claiming that he let air out of his now-wife’s car tires in a complete stalker move so she’s have to accept a ride from him. He was actually out because of a back injury… which none of his co-hosts on The Five mentioned. Or the guest hosts on his 7 p.m. show… so sure, it’s completely reasonable to think it wasn’t because he’s a sick psychopath who bragged about sabotaging a woman’s vehicle to get her to spend time with him. And he’s now saying that story was completely made up because, yeah, sure, someone would make up a story like that, y’know, for laughs and stuff. Because stalking is always SO funny. And it just so happened that he had recovered in exactly one week.