Trump cultists in eight different locales across the United States have been caught breaching or attempting to breach voting systems and stolen sensitive security information in their desperate search for something, anything, that will somehow help prove the 2020 election was “stolen” and then something something return their Orange God Emperor to the White House, Reuters reports.
Among the attacks include last week’s report by Reuters of threats from a North Carolina county GOP chairman to the local Elections Commissioner, some asshole QAnon fan clerk in Michigan refusing to perform basic maintenance on tabulators because the dipshit believed doing so would erase evidence of fraud or hacking or Jewish ritual sorcery performed on the machines, the sad and hilarious ballad of Mesa County Colorado Clerk Tina Peters, and the newly reported and extremely similar ballad of Elbert County, Colorado Clerk Dallas Schroeder, who was on literally on the phone with MAGA 2020 election conspiracy megastar Phil Waldron when he was caught on security cameras messing with computers as Waldron walked him thought how to steal the data.