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Orange Pharaoh begs fans to give Cawthorn a second chance

“At 18 years of age, Madison Cawthorn, the now 26 year old Congressman from the Great State of North Carolina, went through a life changing event the likes of which, fortunately, few people will ever have to endure. In just seconds, he lost the use of the lower half of his body, a traumatic experience to say the least. When Madison was first elected to Congress, he did a great job. Recently, he made some foolish mistakes, which I don’t believe he’ll make again… let’s give Madison a second chance!” said the fat former president on Truth Social, without acknowledging that at least some of those “stupid mistakes” were not recent but happened before he was elected. They were just kompromat that probably Mitch McConnell and Thom Tillis had in reserve.

Side note: All readers should be able to view the link above, as it looks like Truth Social has finally deployed a desktop version. Color us mildly surprised that Devin Nunes got it done on schedule and Truth is on the web rather than just confined to an iPhone app-only environment.

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