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Orange Tyrant to stop showering Republicans with his golden, glorious endorsements after Pennsylvania clusterfuck: report

Trump advisors tell CNN he’s probably done making endorsements after the still inconclusive Pennsylvania GOP Senate primary election failed to deliver a victory for one of his endorsed candidates, as well as the losses suffered by Congressman Madison Cawthorn in North Carolina and Lt Gov Janice McGeachin in Idaho. “This is not how he expected this to go. If Oz loses, it puts him in an awkward spot because he absolutely trashed David McCormick at his rally and pissed off quite a few allies who never thought he should have endorsed Oz,” one acolyte said.

The Donald’s 2022 GOP primary endorsement record now stands at 65 wins and 7 losses, including McGeachin, Cawthorn, and Charles Herbster in Nebraska who lost outright. Tennessee US House Candidate Morgan Ortagus and Michigan State House were kicked off the ballot, Mo Brooks who he undorsed in March, and Sean Parnell who dropped out in November. Seven more Texas candidates ran unopposed and even though the fat orange fuck still counts those as wins, we don’t. Neither do we count the four Texans who are headed to runoffs next month, including shitbag AG Ken Paxton.

We could probably weed out more endorsements that he made at the last minute to a clear leader (like Doug Mastriano in Pennsylvania) to simply pad his numbers, but that’s a little subjective.

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